by Marcia Thornton Jones & Debbie Dadey

Grades 1-5; Genre- Fiction; GLR M

• #1 Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots  
• #4 Leprechauns Don't Play Basketball  
• #8 Genies Don't Ride Bicycles  
• #16 Dracula Doesn't Drink Lemonade  
• #17 Elves Don't Wear Hard Hats 
• #23 Angels Don't Know Karate 
• #51 Dragons Don't Throw Snowballs  
• Ogres Don't Hunt Easter Eggs  
• Mrs. Claus Doesn't Climb Telephone Poles